“Some persons want it all/ But I really don’t want very little at all/ If it ain’t brew, child/ If I ain’t got brew, baby.”
Singer, songwriter, pianist and now … tea maker? Alicia Keys appears to be brewing up something large. On Sept. 18, her organization, AK All over the world, submitted a trademark application for “Alicia Teas.”
In accordance to the files, attained by These days.com and first documented on by TMZ, the software is ready to be assigned to an attorney. An application to trademark “Alicia Teas” was also filed in Oct 2019 and was assigned to an examiner as of this previous March.
Keys’ devotion to the consume is nicely documented.
Just after web hosting the Grammy Awards for her second yr in a row and celebrating her birthday in January 2020, her partner, Swizz Beatz, honored equally instances by gifting her with her pretty own tea line called — you guessed it — “Alicia Teas.”
“Everybody in Starbucks all about the globe will gonna see Alicia Teas,” he explained in a video that has because been deleted. “Happy birthday, child. Adore you.”
Right now.com reached out to Keys’ reps for remark.
Now, as an individual with a enthusiasm for puns, not only am I delighted by the identify of this tea line, I am also psyched by the tea-naming options. And mainly because Keys has gifted the globe with so many belt-out-worthy bangers — in particular “A Woman’s Worth,” which was my ringtone in center school — I am presenting her a checklist of probable tea names to possibly acquire or leave:
- “My Boolong”
- “This Earl is on Fire”
- “If Chai Ain’t Obtained You”
- “Empire State of Mint” or “Em-pu’erh Condition of Mind”
- “Greenage Enjoy Affair”
- “Lovin’ You, Darjeeling, Can make Me So Confused”
- “Su-pu’erh-woman”
- “I Just Wanna Rock You, All Night time Oolong”
- “Three Dozen Rosehips”
- “Karmamile”
Upcoming up: a honey brand known as “Alicia Bees,” a cheese company referred to as “Alicia Cheese,” a frozen vegetable line termed “Alicia Peas,” a ski manufacturer termed “Alicia Skis,” an ice product line named “Alicia Freeze,” and a hashish enterprise termed “Alicia Trees.”
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